Saturday, June 28, 2008

Newspaper

Well thats just digusting
Perfect Irony...
Hehe... People now get scared of snowballs? and is it that serious that the police needs some tips from civilians?

Monday, June 23, 2008

To the idiots that this sounds logical....


Well I feel very sad for the people who doesnt understand this. No, offense but you of all people must understand what this means because you made fun of all the idiots featured in this website. Don't be a hypocrite and dumb enough to believe he really read a book to learn how to read, because how can he learn to read through reading when in the first place he cant read.LOL!

Friday, June 13, 2008

The mug of a loveless lonely people(person)


Perfect gift for your average "Optimistic person who always thinks about happy things as if like they are living in their happy place but actually lives in the worse apartment you've seen and had the most number of terrifying accidents you've seen in a lifetime", or you can give this to the neighborhood's gay couple. BTW you can buy it in my shop, just click here.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Tpis for those who have a baby right now



These are tips for parents who are suffering from stupidity. I dont know if this is may seem funny or am just really sleepy, only slept for like 3 hours.





Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Pete wentz is funny


The funny side of Pete that we never see. I'm not really into him, i'm not gay.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Stupid people suffering from stupidity

Well its sad how the story ended. Well this gives truth to the saying stupidity killed the man. (made it up)

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Fat girls ruin the great photos

ooooh, that fat girl is so jealous

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I dont think anyone is dumb enough to believe this



When I made this shirt, I saluted every dumb girl who will ever believe this.
But someone might just fall for it. If you wanna buy it click here.

Ugly side of Pacman's job

I thought of this when I was playing pacman while shitting.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

another addition to the failure legacy

This why got created ugly people, so that beautiful people like me can look better with them

Playing with yourself

I never found optimus prime funny thought

Some unuseful signiture items

ALouis Vuitton Chair $4500, I dont really know if people use an electric chair these days

A 3500 dollar rifle, you cant use that in the city
A 4500 dollar chanel rocket launcher, you just cant get enough of lethal weapons.

A 3250 dollar louis vuitton chainsaw, this doesnt get any violent than this.

Some people are just too stupid

Some people are just too stupid, nevertheless still failure

Another inevitable failure

I never thought I would find gay people in a hockey game especially thier photo on a magazine

Failure in the worldcup fever

Some people are just too desperate for foreplay ; (

This is a start of legacy of people's failure


Well inorder for someone to see the hidden message when wet you need to be not wearing anything underneath, obviously. This is a perfect gift for you GF. To order just click here

Monday, May 26, 2008

Prostherics

Well you will never know if someone's stick can be that strong. Click to enlarge if you cannot read

Some apron I found


This is an apron I found on the internet, it seems in wearing this apron you have more authority than without it. It is much like the reverse effect of kryptonite. By the way is says" be nice I can poison your food" with a bottle of poison at the bottom. you can buy it at http://www.cafepress.com/panicinc if you like it or if you dont, but still buy it.

Some people are just very green minded

I asked this to one of my friend unintentionally and that is what he answered

This is why I like David Beckham

Coldplay Violet hill

Coldplay is so good, I cant take this song out of my head. Pretty much because its been a long time since coldplay's last record. I hope you like it too!

Some interesting stuff you think is not useful but probably will be:

Some interesting stuff you think is not useful but probably will be:
1 . Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a “tittle”.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The ’spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average,12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.

17. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time … hence, multi-tasking was invented.)

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was a Captain Kirk’s mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law,which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It’s the same with apples!

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . “Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail.”

— Author: Unknown

stupid car sign

I don't really know what that means if either accident prone area or if ever your car gets broken in this exact spot, push together with someone or possibly back of the car f*cking area.

My New Blog

My New Blog is now officially up and running I hope you will like it.